Let it be known that on August 17th, 2009, the phrase "if you can't be good, be funny-bad" has been trademarked for use by the 2009 Oakland Raiders. Soon we'll all be wearing t-shirts with said phrase blasted across Tom Cable's visage, as he decided to do some visage-blasting of his own today.
The good news for Cable is he's not alone. This is the second face-punching incident that ended in a hospital trip at Raiders' camp this decade, but the first time someone actually deserved it. Yes, I'm enough of an asshole to say Randy Hanson needed to be punched in the face. Why?
1. Someone had to teach this defense how to hit, and for the last three years it sure as shit hasn't been Randy Hanson.
2. Hanson fucked Tom Cable's wife.
#2 is pure speculation, but I hope it's true. "If you can't be good, be funny-bad."
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