“The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.”
- John Madden

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Raiders Offensive Chart

To Raiders fans, 2006 is like the fat girl you dated because you hated yourself: it doesn't exist and never happened... right? InsideBayArea.com posted a glaring reminder that the fat girl is back, is stalking you, and is ready to ruin your current relationship by posting those naked pics you took after that bottle of 151.


WARNING: Reading the following stats may cause repeated kicking of self in the scrotum.

Category 2006 (rank) 2008 (rank)

Points per game 10.5 (32nd) 12.8 (32nd)

Yards per game 246.2 (32nd) 255.8 (30th)

Passing yards per game 151.3 (31st) 136.9 (32nd)

Rushing yards per game 94.9 (29th) 118.9 (10th)

First downs per game 15.2 (T29th) 13.0 (32nd)

Third-down percentage 36.3 (23rd) 22.0 (32nd)

Time of possession 28:13 (29th) 28:05 (26th)

Penalties per game 6.9 (7th most) 7.5 (T5th most)

Sacks per game 4.5 (1st most) 3.3 (T5th most)


1 comments:

Unknown said...

They scored touchdowns today. My world no longer makes sense.